Funny Jokes (Some may be inappropriate)

(This joke is inappropriate, sort of). So there was once a boy named Bob. He had a friend named Josh. So one day Bob decides to visit Josh, Bob knocks on the door and Josh answers. Bob said "Hello Josh, may I borrow you Ball?" Josh says "NO! This is my ball! No body can touch my little ball." Bob says "But I just want to touch it, I just want to feel it." So the two boys keep arguing until Patrick comes. Patrick says "I got a solution to both of you." So Patrick takes the ball, puts it in Bob's hand, and the shoves it up Josh's ****ing ***. LOL! That way, Bob gets touch the ball and Josh gets to keep the ball. :)

(This joke may be inappropiate). Did you know I did your mom................a favor.............by making you.............a sandwhich?

(This is inapropiate)If a women says a man is like a deck of cards, she means:
1.You need a "heart to like him.
2.A diamond to marry him.
3.A club to smash his fuckin head in.
4.A spade to bury the bastard.

(This joke is inapropriate)Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

(This is not inapropriate)Stewie:Baby that can talk. Lois:Stewie's mom.
Stewie:Lois Lois Mom Mom Mommy Mommy Ma Ma Mum Mum Mummy Mummy Mom Mom.
Lois:WWHHAATT???!!!
Stewie:Hi.

(This joke is inappropriate)A women should have 4 pets in her life.
A mink in her closet,
A leopord in her garage,
A tiger in her bed,
And a jackass to pay for everything.